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I prefer to write with a pencil rather than a pen because I fear commitment. That's not true, I'm commitend like a mofo. I like Get Fuzzy but not George W. Bush because one is funny on purpose and the other is funny in a way that scares me a little. I hate it when someone eats a peanut butter sandwich next to me on the bus. If I could meet one person dead or alive it`d be jeff buckley. I think ninja`s and british accents are cool. I cannot speak french, german or chinese but I can speak english. I think it's bad luck to have the same MSN and ICQ name (even though no one uses ICQ anymore). It took me 21 years before i finished an entire game of monopoly. I get angry when the batteries on my MD player die. My least favorite month is february which is why I`m glad it only has 28 days (actually that's not true, I like february). I think all stop signs should be doubled in size and be accompanied by a flashing red light. I don`t think trumpet players get the respect they deserve. I know there are only three buttons but I still, it's probably not that easy. I enjoy wearing running shoes, but don`t really enjoying running. My favorite time of the day is 12:34. I don`t think Harry Potter is just for little kids. I am suspicious of people with two first names. I am of the opinion that a pizza without tomato sauce is not a pizza at all. I think acid rain is a bad thing but snowball fights are a good thing. I think a hotdog is better with ketchup. I wish the greek letter phi was part of our alphabet and if we need to get rid of a letter to make room for it I suggest the letter v. I prefer not to sit backwards on the GO train. I can not drive a car with manual transmission but that`s okay because it`s unnecessary. I believe that having roman numerals at the end of your name makes you a better person, by definition. I don`t know how to play the piano but wish i did. My favorite number is zero. My favorite platonic solid is the tetrahedron. I think superman is cooler than batman and if you do not agree I can not respect you. I don`t drink caffeine but do drink orange juice provided that it`s sans pulp. I think cd`s are too expensive but mp3`s are just the right price. I don`t usually eat smarties but if I did I probably wouldn`t make any particular effort to eat the red one`s last. I am canadian but i think we should spell it doughnuts not donuts. I only chew excel polar ice gum. I think the letter "y" should always be a vowel. I like the colour blue but dislike dudes who dress in baby blue. I wish the plural for fish was fishi. I don`t believe "all dressed" chips is an accurate description.